Sunday, 29 June 2014

Sick On My Birthday :(


Saturday 28th June 2014
Hello Boys
I can’t believe it, for the first time in forever! I was planning on going out with the girls but I’m feeling really out of it. Wish I could say it was a hangover but it ain’t even that. I ended up spending most of the day in bed, how sad is that! Gonna have to really make up for it next weekend. I really fancy a rooftop bar in London somewhere with my girls. Everyone remembered though, my phone didn’t stop going all day, even mates who I hadn’t spoken to in months. Got loads of cards too which was nice especially as a lot of them had money in them. Cant wait to get better so I can go shopping. I caught this site on TV Olivier.Com I think it was, may have to give that a try.

A Boring Friday


Friday 27th June 2014
Hello Boys
Spent a boring day at home today. I’m actually looking forward to getting back to work on Monday. Still I reckon if I’d just been paid I could quite happily stay off for another week. I got a missed call from Nick this morning but didn’t get around to calling him back till 7ish. Course he couldn’t talk cause he was at home and I think his Mrs woulda started asking questions…

Almost forgot its my birthday tomorrow. I think I might be coming down with something though such bad timing. Might have to celebrate my birthday next week. I was gonna go salsa tonight but feeling all ackey, nothing a foot massage wouldn’t sort out though its been ages since I’ve had one of those. My ex used to love giving me those, wonder what he’s doing now, not that I would ever get in touch with him but just wonder what he’s up to.

Wimbledon


Thursday 26th June 2014
Hello Boys
Weren’t so lucky with tickets this time. Last year I went with Honey and we queued for 7 hours but at least we saw 5 hours of tennis. We forgot to do the ballot last year but said we’d get tickets for one of the main courts by any means necessary.

Anyway met Janie at Southfields when she eventually got there. She was 40 minutes late but I had the nice ticket man to keep me company. He was telling me how all the staff got offered tickets for Wimbledon every year. I offered to let him grab my arse for a pair of Centre Court tickets. It was so funny to see his face drop when I said I was only joking. Couldn’t believe we still had to queue up after 5. The queue moved quickly though and we got chatting to a couple of nice guys who were each there on their own. One guy looked a lot like Baldrick and the other guy was quite cute. He was Australian and wanted to go see Leyton Hewitt play. We had a real laugh in the queue and even when it looked like it was gonna start raining we still stayed. The Australian guy went to go see Leyton Hewitt play and we stayed with the other guy. Can you believe we only got to see 20 minutes of play before it started raining! Most people got caught out especially a lot of women, loads of us were in sandals or flip flops and my feet got soaked. Janie hated having wet feet and I told her about Daisy’s vid for her husband the other week.

She said she thought he was mad but when Baldrick perked up and said he wouldn’t mind if his Mrs sent him a video of her feet in sandals getting wet, we knew he had a bit of a fetish. He said he’d never told her about his fetish and we said he should.

We got back to the station about half 8, there was this woman sat opposite us in her 50s I guess with the sexiest outfit on. It was a white tailor fitted sleeveless dress with black trip on it, she was wearing a black bolero cardigan with black shoes with a white trim. She had a really short pixie haircut with hoop earings. She looked amazing so I told her when I got off the train. She seemed genuinely surprised but I had to tell her how amazing she looked cause when people have told me in the past, its really perked me up.

My Spa Day


Wednesday 25th June 2014
Hello Boys
Had a spa day with Albie today and went to a hotel in St Albans. She didnt intend to come but she was at a loose end. It was so hot in there everyone was outside sunbathing. Stupid me forgot to bring any suntan lotion cause believe it or not I do burn. I remember one time me and Lalani were on holiday in Tunisia and couldn’t get an all day cruise so we ended up getting 2 2 hour cruises together.

We went out for the first cruise and had a really good time. Trouble is on the way for the second one the sun was a lot hotter and I got chatting to a couple of girls that turned out to live 10 miles from us. Lalani fell asleep on the netting bit that was at the front of the boat directly over the sea. She forgot to put lotion on and got all burnt from her arse down to her ankles. Poor thing could hardly sit down. I remember us getting back to the room and me putting a cold wet towel on her arse. I could feel the heat from her arse coming through and drying the towel. Unbelievable!

We were meant to go out that night with the brother of the manager of the hotel but she couldn’t go. Lets just say I went and had a good time…

Anyway, had an incredible full body massage at the hotel. It was so relaxing I almost fell asleep. Dozing on the lounger after lunch I thought to myself I must start playing the lottery again cause to do this once a month would be real nice.

Jane texted me and said she was in the area and that she wanted to pop by. She came over about half 7 and we decided to go to the pub for a few drinks. Turned out to be bottle of which I had most of it cause she had to drive.

Good end to the day.

Janie


Tuesday 24th June 2014
Hello Boys
Met up with Janie at the Tattershall Castle today. I haven’t seen her in ages and met her when we used to work together. She moved back to Ghana 3 years ago but she’s here on holiday till the end of the summer. She still looks hot, she’s got a bloke in Ghana but that doesn’t stop all the blokes from asking her out on dates, stopping her when she goes out to lunch. She told me one guy liked her so much he’s even flying over to see her for a few days. It was really good to catch up with her so when she said she wanted to do Wimbledon with me, she said she’d meet me on the platform. Be nice to see her again before she goes home. She said she’s staying till the end of the summer and she intends to do a lot of shopping. We said we’d go to Westfields and do some shopping there. She’s a lot like me in that she loves her shoes and handbags too. She told me she’d already spent 2 grand in the 3 weeks she’d been here!

Looking forward to seeing her again on Thursday.

 

My Holiday


Monday 23rd June 2014
Hello Boys
I got this week off. Not going anywhere but got a few things planned. I went to Warwick Castle with my mate Albie, one of the nicer stately homes we’ve been to. I’ve known Albie since I was a kid. She pretty much brought me up so we’re really close. She’s in her mid 50’s but could easily pass for being in her mid/late 40s.  We had a really fun time, tones of walking so it was a good thing I wore my flip flops. It was so hot in the car I had to take my bra off cause I was sweating buckets.

 We said we’d meet up again soon, she’s really good fun to be around we laughed a lot.

Salsa Night


Saturday 21st June 2014
Hello Boys
Really felt like going out tonight so I called David cause there’s a place he goes to in Hemel Hempstead. He said he didn’t mind coming to pick me up which was real nice of him. I had some really nice dances and hardly sat down all night. There was this one bloke that kept asking me to dance, I think David was a little jealous actually. I know he wanted to come back to mine but I didn’t really fancy it. Not like me at all I know, think I must be coming down with something.

Fun With Yohan


Thursday 19th June 2014
Hello Boys
Yohan came round about 6ish and didn’t leave till about 12, he couldn’t, shame he couldn’t stay the night though, he was proper knackered by the time he left mine. I even treated him to a phone call on the way home if you know what I mean…

Girls Night Out


Tuesday 17th June 2014
Hello Boys
Meet up with Honey, Bonita and Billy for dinner after work today. Really got caught out with the weather today, I went in wearing jeans and a long sleeved top cause it was so cold yesterday and boy did I suffer cause I was sweating most of the day. Woulda done anything for a nice summer dress. I ended up going to Westfields to buy a new dress straight after work, you know me though, I ended up buying a new pair of sandals too, a nice pair of white wedgy sandals. They were nice in there, they even let me wear the clothes out which they don’t normally do. I had this really nice sales assistant guy that had to come with me from the changing room to the till. He was so nice he even went to go get me a cardigan to go with my dress.

It wasn’t till I got in the car my bra started irritating me, I just had to take it off so I pulled over and took it off. Luckily though I didn’t get caught even when I took my knickers off, I really needed to go commando tonight.

Really good to see the girls again, Bonita and Honey were already there when I got there. I didn’t get home till nearly 10 but it was only just starting to get dark. My pervy neighbour was on his balcony again with his Mrs. Really felt like dishing out a bit of what he was getting.
 
Looking forward to seeing Yohan on Thursday.

Yohan


Monday 16th June 2014
Hello Boys
Had a really hard time getting to bed last night. Guess that’s got something to do with talking to Yohan on the phone for over an hour last night. We had a little fun and didn’t come off till half 12. He’s so hot, we talked about lots of stuff but had some fun aswell. He really is very naughty but then again that’s why we get on so well! We arranged to meet up on Thursday for some proper fun.

Come On England


Saturday 14th June 2014
Hello Boys
Went down the pub with Lalani and an ex of hers, Graham, to watch the England game. The pub was horrible and full of drunks but they had a couple of screens in there. Some of Graham’s mates came over and started chatting to us. One of them was so drunk and kept trying to guess my star sign! Of course he kept getting it wrong. In the end he got so annoying I had to get Graham to tell him to go away.  We ended up going to watch one round the corner. Wish we hadn’t bothered, the bloke just wouldn’t leave me alone, he kept pretending to need the loo which you had to pass us to get to. Anyway just before half time, Graham came over to watch the game with us.

They weren't the best though, so everyone was pretty annoyed at the end of the game. Oh well cant win them all!

Thursday, 19 June 2014

What’d You Say Your Name Was?



Friday 13th June 2014
Hello Boys
Desperately needed to get my hair done today. Left work a bit early and went to go see April. She was already doing a woman when I got there, turned out her name was Myah too and spelt the same. Most people always spell my name wrong (Mia). Myah has been in the army 13 years. She’s based on an army base in Wiltshire but she’s got family and mates in Brent. She comes to get her hair done whenever she’s down.
April told us she’s looking to get her own salon in the next few months. She said she’s got one she’s looking at in Harrow which would be great for me right on my doorstep.

Dinner In The Garden With Jane


Thursday 12th June 2014
Hello Boys
Jane came over for dinner today. She was telling me about her holiday with Caitlyn and how the locals from Egypt couldn’t leave them alone. She said everywhere they went the locals stared at her, guess it was her bright blonde hair. It reminded me of me and Lalani’s first holiday in Turkey 9 years ago. I had my hair in plaits with blonde highlights then. Everywhere I went the locals asked me about my hair. One time we’d gone to this indoor market not that far from where we were staying. We only found out when we got back to our hotel but it would normally take a couple of hours to look around it but the locals were staring at me so much we had to leave.

Anyway she said they had a good time in Egypt and got a couple of nice bronzies, It was so hot here I ended up going a bit darker too. I hate getting lines so I had to go topless the other day when I got home from work. It was still hot enough to go in the garden when I got home from work. I was telling Jane one day last week I’d gotten home early from work and went straight into my garden to top up my tan, I could hear ‘noises’ coming from the balcony of my pervy neighbour. I could see he was sat on his sun lounger but facing away from the garden. I just knew his GF was having a bit of ‘fun’ with him on his balcony. Lucky bastard!

Armageddon


Monday 9th June 2014
Hello Boys
Woke up this morning feeling really lethargic. After my web cam session with Brett, I could hardly get out of bed this morning. I decided I really needed to get back into my fitness. I haven’t been swimming in ages cause none of my bikini tops fit anymore and I can hardly be falling out of my cozi in the local pool can I!

Used to really like going to the gym after work and kinda got out of it when I started seeing my ex as there wasn’t enough time to do everything. I really wanna start doing some classes again. I started doing Armageddon which always left me knackered at the end of it. Good work out though and always full of fit blokes to look at. Gonna see what days its on and see if Anna wants to come too. Haven’t seen much of her recently wonder what she’s been up to?

 

Hottie At The Dump


Sunday 8th June 2014
Hello Boys
Had a load of bottles, cans and old magazines to get rid of. Don’t normally do this but decided to take them to the dump. If was so hot out today pretty much everyone was in shorts and flip flops n stuff. There was this one bloke that came in wearing a cute pair of boardies and a pair of flip flops. He must have been about 6,2 or 6,3 and looked a lot like a younger version of Chase Crawford. Bloody gorgeous he was, he was getting rid of a load of branches and gardening stuff. He’s definitely the one that got away this time. If I see him again I’m definitely gonna talk to him.

Such a hot day, decided to go see x men again, just as good the second time around. I reckon apart from the Ice Bar, it was the coolest place to be. Dunno why but really fancied Chinese afterwards. Luckily my favourite restaurant was open, they do take-aways too but decent stuff not the crap you get at a lot of take-away places. I got some ice-cream for dessert and thought about where on Hugh Jackman’s body I’d like to put it……..

Work tomorrow, looking forward to my week off in a few weeks, got loads planned.

Yohan


Wednesday 4th June 2014
Hello Boys
Got out of work late today. Had to go to Harry’s Café to do the cake run, he’s still so hot… He said how nice he thought I looked in my white dress. I was wearing a red belt and a red pair of sandals to match. I had my hair tied back in a bun and a pair of hoop earings. I told him I was on a date later and told him about the site I was on and he seemed happy for me. He told me things seemed to be going well for him and his wife too, their sex life has picked up again.

I left work at half 5 and got to Goodge Street at 6.30, I wasn’t meeting Yohan till 7 so I had a wonder round the shops. I was almost late back to where we were meeting I was trying on a pair of shoes.

Got back in time just as he was walking up, fancied him as soon as I saw him. He was 6,1 really short blonde hair and dark brown eyes. I didn’t realise he was French until we got chatting. Guess I don’t have to say we arranged to meet up tomorrow and go to a hotel near where I live.

Looking forward to it

A Naughty Date


Tuesday 3rd June 2014
Hello Boys
Thinking about getting another TV. Had A look on the Costco website, they got quite a few nice ones. Ended up chatting to a bloke on Be Naughty. We were chatting for nearly 2 hours and arranged to meet up for a drink tomorrow. He 43 and lives in Lancashire but he’s visiting his daughter and down in London for a week. He does look proper fit and agreed we’d meet up for a fun date if we liked each other.

My Pervy Neighbour’s Surprising News

Sunday 1st June 2014
Hello Boys
Laid out in the garden most of the day. My garden gets the sun most of the afternoon so it was nice dozing in my swing chair. Anna popped over and we caught up, she told me she’d had a long with our pervy neighbour the other day, turns out his GF is going back to South Africa, so he’s selling up and going with her. Big move but they seem really loved up so I’m pleased for them.

We talked about who might move in, we both hoped it would be some single fit bloke that we could ogle at during the summer.

Things are still going well with this woman Lesley she’s seeing though she said she still misses blokes sometime so doesn’t know how long it’ll last. She said she’d come back later to watch Corrie, its been really good this week. Bit worried though about Tina when she was pushed off the balcony, she was lying there making sex noises, very bizarre!

Sunday, 8 June 2014

Friday Night Chat


Friday 30th May 2014
Hello Boys
Really wanted a bit of fun tonight with Brett but he’s away in Dublin on a stag do. Decided to go onto be naughty to see who was around, I joined it awhile ago but haven’t really been on it since I first joined up. Got talking to this guy called biggerthebetter. He was ok but kept asking for endless pictures of me so I blocked him. Another guy called blue-eyes seemed like he’d be worth meeting, till I found out he lived in Leeds! I dunno maybe its me but I found a lot of these guys were happy to travel. I don’t really wanna travel any more than an hour, well actually, I don’t wanna travel at all I’d rather they get a real nice hotel.

I got chatting to this one bloke really got me feeling hot. We ended up web caming cause he lived in Edinburgh. Boy did we have some fun. He quite liked to see me in stockings and stuff, really liked to watch me put them on and take them off. I’ll definitely talk to him again, especially as he’s down in London on business in 5 weeks…

Jane’s Pearl Necklace


Wednesday 28th May 2014
Hello Boys
Jane came over after work today. She’s looking forward to her holiday at the weekend with Caitlyn to Spain. She went out yesterday to do a bit of last minute shopping but ended up with 2 handbags, 3 matching bra and knicker suits and a pair of flip flops. She normally gets stuff when she gets there. We talked about getting a holiday in September. Looking forward to it cause didn’t get to go away for my 30th.

Seems her bloke Peter turned out to be a complete waste of time. Turns out she wasn’t the only one he was seeing. She’s ok and said she intends to have loads of fun. Can’t wait to find out what she’s gotten up to.  Last time she was on holiday on Safari, she got really friendly with the tour guide, he ended up giving her a real nice necklace…

X Men


Sunday 25th May 2014
Hello Boys
It was soooo hot today, first time I’ve been able to do a bit of sun bathing in my garden. I could hear my pervy neighbour with his GF on his balcony upstairs. By the sound of it she was wondering around in just a pair of bikini bottoms and a sarong. I think he’d made her breakfast and they were eating it on the balcony. They seem to get on so well she’s been round a lot lately, think they’ve been talking about moving in together, must remember to ask him.

I got the beginning of a tan. Spent a few hours outside cause it was so hot but not that hot. Just thinking I could really do with Brett to rub lotion all over my back, knowing him though he’d want to rub something into my back but it would be his own lotion…

Drove over to Lalani’s cause we decided to go watch X Men nearer to her. What an incredible film, we watched it in 3D which made it even better. Have to say Hugh Jackman naked in 3D is  real hot. Stayed round Lalani’s in the end and had a few beers, so glad don’t have work tomorrow, can have a nice lie in thinking about Hugh…

Girly Night In


Saturday 24th May 2014
Hello Boys
Went over to Jane’s for the evening. Caitlyn was there too its been ages since I’ve seen her.  They’d been shopping when I got there and got loads of stuff. Jane had bought 2 pairs of shoes and Caitlyn had bought a couple of outfits and a few lingerie sets. They modelled all the stuff they got which was fun.

We got a load of pizza in and put a film on which turned out to be crap. We ended up talking all the way through it. Caitlyn had had a date on Thursday with a guy she met on a dating site but she said she wasn’t going to see him again. She said for a start he was only 5’4 and since she’s 5’6 barefeet, she reckoned there was no point seeing him again, (seems he lied said he was average height). Other thing was she’s travelled quite a bit and he’d never even left the country. She said he kept asking her how she thought the date was going aswell which is just weird. When she was on her way home he texted her asking when he could see her again. She just ignored it but it didn’t stop him texting her a further 4 times the next day!!!

Anyway, I’d brought over 300 even though we’d all seen it before, guess we all just like the storyline…

Sabrina’s Girly Classes


Friday 23rd May 2014
Hello Boys
Went salsa today though hardly spent any time in that room. David came over as soon as I got my shoes on. Had a few really nice dances with him. Actually I hardly sat down all night with guys asking me to dance. Sabrina was there again teaching a class. I could just imagine what all the blokes must have been thinking while she was dancing with the women in the class. Her classes are always really big and mainly blokes. Guess one reason might be cause of all the beautiful pairs of shoes she has. She’s able to dance in 6’ heels all night. Incredible as some of them don’t even have a wedge bit at the front. I love watching her dance, she’s so sexy and you can tell the blokes love dancing with her.

When I got home I had to have a little fun, strange cause I wasn’t thinking about a bloke at the time….

Daisy’s Little Vid In The Rain


Thursday 22nd May 2014 – Daisy’s Little Vid In The Rain
Hello Boys
Met up with Daisy today after work today. She was in a pair of flip flops said her feet had got soaked walking from her car to work this morning. She said she’d sent a little vid of her feet while she was walking in the rain. Ten minutes later he’d sent one back with a vid of his own…

My Sexy Truck Driver


Wednesday 21st May 2014
Hello Boys
Funny thing happened to me today. I was on my way into work today, I drove in cause I was taking my car for a service. Someone started beeping their horn, I couldn’t see who it was cause they were behind me. Suddenly this bloke in a big van drove past beeping his horn at me. I guess he must have realised I was looking a bit confused cause he then started blowing kisses at me.

Nice way to start the day!!!

Olympia



Saturday 10th May 2014
Hello Boys
Lalani’s sister got 4 tickets to an anti ageing event in Olympia for today. We thought it’d be fun not that we need any of that stuff but we knew there would be make-up and stuff too. It was fun to spend the day with the girls, Rebecca brought Hillary a friend of hers I’d not met before, she was a real laugh and bought loads of stuff, not that she needed it, turns out they have a plumbing b usiness that’s doing really well.

We went and had an early dinner at the Society Bar and Restaurant in Kensington. Good thing none of us were driving, we finished off 3 bottles of wine! 
 
 

Josie’s Family


Monday 5th May 2014
Hello Boys
Haven’t seen Josie in absolutely ages. She rang me last night and we had a long chat, ended up asking me over to a family do. It was a nice gathering of people there. Got chatting to a few of her cousins who were really nice. Got chatting to one of her brothers too….






To Club Or Not To Club?


Friday 2nd May 2014
Hello Boys
Won’t believe what happened! Taught me a valuable lesson to always check first before going to a sex club to see what kinda night it’s gonna be. Still had fun though not in the way we planned…

Clubbing With A Difference


Wednesday 30th April 2014
Hello Boys
I texted Brett today so see if he wanted to go out Friday night to a club or something. He texted me back and asked me if I wanted to do a sex club. So up for that, its been ages since I’ve been. Told him I’d have a look and see if I could find anywhere.

M

Whitney’s Birthday Do


Friday 25th April 2014
Hello Boys
Left work late so didn’t have a lot of time to get ready. Didn’t really know what to wear. Ended up wearing this gorgeous Indian Panjabi suit, the 2 security guys on the door said it looked real nice. Gorgeous little pink number with strappy pink shoes to match. Marvin who I sat next to really liked my outfit. Trouble is I’ve never really been his type, shame cause the things I could to him…

Didn’t know Rocky and Katrina were gonna be there, so funny they could hardly keep their hands of each other again. She looked amazing, had one of those tops on with no proper back and just a few straps. Everyone talked about the fact his hand kept disappearing up her top…
 
M

Back To Work


Tuesday 22nd April 2014
Hello Boys
Had a pretty boring Easter actually, wish I could have gone away somewhere but I left it too late to book anything, plus cause the kids were off everything cost so much.

Looking forward to Whitney’s birthday thing on Friday, her birthday isn’t till next week but she’s celebrating her 40th on Friday.

Anyway work was same old same old. Wasn’t in the mood for work actually and cause a lot of kids still hadn’t gone back to school, a lot of people were still off work. Me and the girls sat around chatting a lot of the day as the boss didn’t come back to work till tomorrow. Pity Brett was off too, could have done with a little eye candy today. Still there is always Friday, I’m sure Neville will be there, he’s always been up for fun in the past. I remember one time I went round to his when I was on my reds…


M